1/29/2007 - Damn Neo-Nazi's


The other week, I read that the founder of the National Vanguard is in the clink for having child pornography in his computer. What is going on with today's white nationalists? Here it is, 2007, and global Aryan supremacy is no closer to becoming a reality than it was 60 years ago. I lay the blame squarely on the shoulders of this new generation. These kids today are making a disgrace of neo-Nazism.

In my day, it wasn't just about mindless hate—we hated because we stood for something. Namely, tradition, discipline, and self-respect: values that these low-life punks have no comprehension of whatsoever. We exalted our glorious forebears, in Germany as well as the United States. But who today remembers the great American neo-Nazi leaders like George Lincoln Rockwell or Matt Koehl? Who honors the great heroes and martyrs of the National Socialist White People's Party?

It's enough to make me ashamed to be a neo-Nazi.

You can't just call yourself the Master Race—you have to act like it, and hold yourself to a higher standard than those you despise and wish to exterminate. Have you seen the way these kids dress? Their idea of a "uniform" is a T-shirt and combat boots. The rural militias are even worse, with their filthy fatigues and long hair and beer guts. Excuse me, but I hardly think hillbilly rejects are what our great Führer had in mind when he dreamed of a world filled with Aryan supermen. I wouldn't even let them in my front door, let alone conspire with them to blow up a synagogue.

Don't these people have any white pride?

And don't get me started on the whole "skinhead" thing. What idiot came up with that idea? When everybody's bald, you can't even tell who's blond. Back in the '70s, we combed our hair neatly, wore starched, pressed brown shirts, and polished our jackboots until you could use them as mirrors. We always looked presentable, even when beating up Mexican migrant workers or sending hate mail to Jewish leaders. And if there was an organizational meeting, by golly, you showed up for it. If you were given a task, you did it: Those leaflets didn't pass themselves out.

Of course, that was back when being a neo-Nazi still meant something. Evidently, the neo-Nazis of today think that all you need to do to keep the fires of white nationalism burning is to carve a swastika on your chest or strap an armband around the sleeve of a dingy plaid-flannel shirt.

Breaking bottles, overturning garbage cans, spray-painting racial slurs, cranking out hour after mind-numbing hour of that ridiculous punk-rock music—you call that neo-Nazism? When we wanted to relax after a long day of marching in downtown Skokie, we sang good patriotic German anthems like the "Horst Wessel Song."

And the way these kids fight! Where's the skill? Sure, in the glory days of the 1930s, the Nazis doled out their fair share of beatings against the defenseless. But they did it with a little thing called "class." Watching these kids throw drunken punches and thrash around like netted trout in their mosh pits, I'd be shocked if more than three of them could even goose-step in a straight line. They couldn't make a train run on time if their lives depended on it, let alone conceive the V-2 rocket or Zyklon B.

I'll tell you one other thing—we weren't parked on our butts typing away on the Internet all day in some dank room surrounded by empty beer cans. We were at our remote Montana compounds, enjoying the rugged outdoors. We went on nature hikes, built huge bonfires, and held daily target practice so we'd be ready for the coming race war. All these nerds today want to do is make Web videos decrying the Zionist agenda. That reminds me—if you're going to appear online, the least you can do is shave. And if you must tattoo an eagle with an iron cross in its talons across your back, put on a shirt, for crying out loud. Tattoos aren't anything to brag about. Tattoos are for inking numbers on the forearms of Jews.

I also hear that when these kids are in prison, they spend their time sodomizing each other. Why, when we were in prison, we took advantage of our extra time to write manifestos and memorize The Turner Diaries. Buggery was the furthest thing from our mind—we saved our essence for propagating the white race when we got out.

I suppose this new generation will probably call me an old geezer, just because I still believe in putting on a tie before giving the Hitler salute. But damn it, if we can't live up to the values that made Nazism great, we might as well just not have any neo-Nazi movement at all.

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3/15/2007 – www.desktoptwo.com

This could be pretty useful. 1 gig of storage, you can add users so people can view your "hard drive" (think mp3, video, etc). No pop ups, no spam, etc.

Desktoptwo is a free web-based desktop or webtop (some call it a WebOS, although we feel that's a bit premature... for now) that mimics the look, feel and functionality of a local computer, all contained within one browser window and fully accessible from any Internet-connected device.

2/22/2007 – A tool worthy of Batman's utility belt

This thing is fregin awesome.

It takes about six minutes for a firefighter with a full load of gear to reach the top of a 30-story building by running up the stairs--and when he gets there, he's tired. A group of MIT students have designed a rope-climbing device that can carry 250 pounds at a top speed of 10 feet per second.

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2/6/2007 – Steve Jobs letter on DRM

Abandon it all arrrrrr!

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2/6/2007 – Heck no I'll never listen to techno

lol this took forever. some stop motion animation with a lightbright.

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1/30/2007 – Fat fighting pot? That's like sobering beer....

Pot that fights fat. Isn't half the fun of getting high eating until you're sick? Read More

1/30/2007 – One quad, 2 posts, 2 slings = best idea evar.

Human sling shot

Seriously, best idea ever. Points awarded for drinking while doing this with out spilling. You'd be king.

- Youtube

1/30/2007 – Old Zelda Commercial

Hurts to even watch. More like a Japanese music video lol.

1/30/2007 – Evangelism Linebacker

No excuses. Tary Tate owns this fool.

1/30/2007 – Aqua Teen Movie Trailer

March 23rd is the opening. Looks hillarious.

1/30/2007 – Hiroshima Bomb Re-Enactment

Kinda crazy...

1/30/2007 – Animal Fights

Bear vs Cougar, and the Bear is apparently a school yard bitch. Or the Cougar has been working out.

1/29/2007 – Vista will "Wow" It's users

Bill Gates claims Vista will "wow" its users. As in, "Wow, does this suck" or "Wow, WTF happened to all my data?"

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Here's your sign

The speed limit in Michigan is 70, but to save money the signs say 65. Ignore them. If you're in a truck you can ignore the 55 signs and go 60, but in a car 55 means 55. Got that?

If you go over 88mph then your back to the future...

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Oh Canada...

Pussification of Canada continues as experts recommend kids riding toboggans be made to wear helmets.

- Fark

1/29/2007 – USC is the top pirate arrrr

According to the RIAA, USC is one of the top music pirates among colleges

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Emotinal quote of the day

Some girl stole my computer for this...

When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment. --Author Unknown

1/29/2007 – Opposite of Robin Hood

So uh, the rich guys are now giving to the poor? Hellzyeah.

You tube is in the works of profit sharing with it's users. Pretty soon Pogo's going to be rich from all his bf2 glitch video's.

1/29/2007 – Transform your face

Why, because your bored. And you've always wanted to upload your face and see what you'd look like as an Afro-Caribean, Caucasian, East-Asian, and West-Asian.

1/29/2007 – Caffinated Doughnuts

Better than forbidden doughnuts. They've done it now...I'm never sleeping again.

1/29/2007 – Bitchin

Castle and Sky - Credit & Copyright Paco Bellido

Explanation: While Comet McNaught ruled southern skies, last week's conjunction of the Moon and Venus could be enjoyed by denizens of both hemispheres of planet Earth. The two more commonly viewed celestial beacons produced this lovely twilight scene, recorded last Saturday in skies above Almodovar near Cordoba in southern Spain. Brilliant Venus and a slender crescent Moon seem to overlook the small town, along with a well-lit Castle Almodovar. The impressive castle's construction began in the 700s on the strategic site of a Roman fort. It was extensively restored in the 20th century.

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1/29/2007 – Rejected Warcraft Names

For the Burning Crusade:

11. World of Warcraft: The Burning Sensation When I Pee
10. World of Warcraft: Full on Rogues
9. World of Warcraft: Your Life? I Don't Think So: Platinum Edition
8. World of Warcraft: More Epics You'll Never Have
7. World of Warcraft: So You Thought Getting to 60 Was Tedious?
6. World of Warcraft: The Gay Night Elf Hunter Saga
5. World of Warcraft: Grinder's Dreamland
4. World of Warcraft: Assimilation Complete
3. World of Warcraft: You'd Be Better Off Taking Up Heroin
2. World of Warcraft: Revenge of the Shaman
1. World of Warcraft: The One Where You Don't Sleep for a Week

1/29/2007 – Damn Neo-Nazi's

Today's Neo-Nazi's have no respect for tradition. Click read more...

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1/29/2007 – Invade space!

Citing Chinese Anti-Satellite Test, Bush Invades Space

1/29/2007 – Dakota Fanning Resorts to Sex...

Dakota Fanning Resorts to Sex Scene as Her Looks Fade

1/9/2007 – ipod phone dog

It does things... Read More

1/9/2007 – Honor Sadaam with this Bored Game

I didn't spell that incorrect. Read More

1/9/2007 – US C4 Rams Japanese Ship

No more C4 ramming damnit or Japan will Ban j00! Read More

1/9/2007 – I'm in your tube blockin your internets

There are fregin cat pictures everywhere man, wtf.

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1/9/2007 – Bow to your robot dragonfly overlords!

Fregin remote control dragonfly...and Elvis...

From Fark...

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1/9/2007 – Badarse Rollercoaster video

According to Knuttz, Eejanaika holds the record for the most inversions in a roller coaster, at 14. Plus, it’s also a “4th Dimension” coaster, “a design in which the seats can rotate forward or backward 360 degrees in a controlled spin. This is achieved by having four rails on the track: two of these are running rails while the other two are for spin control.” Video after the jump.

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1/9/2007 – Tigger attacks!

I would say they are blowing this out of proportion just a tad. From what I see the Tigger hits like a 12 year old and this guys kid is weak.

Tiggerpwn3d.

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1/9/2007 – Train horn...on your suv.

Extra points for the first person to make this work on a bicycle.

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1/9/2007 – Simpsons Movie Trailer

A few weeks old, maybe more, but either way the best trailer so far lol mush mush mush rest rest rest.

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1/4/2007 – You're approved!

Cat applies, and receives, a credit cards. Wants to quit his job, watch movies on the sofa, and purchase 20 pounds of cat nip. Read More

1/4/2007 – Amazon making rockets now?

Let's go drink a beer on the moon, bring the computers and a router - bf2 party! Read More

1/4/2007 – Fire ze missiles!

Russia starts dumping their space shit over Nevada...click link for video. Read More

1/4/2007 – Spiders and 40'z

You ever built a web, on weeeed? Spiders gettin' crunk.

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1/4/2007 – Blue Angels Video

Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.

1/4/2007 – Nice dismount!

A tribute to all the people who jump off 30 foot buildings with a great dismount but don't seem to stick the landing. This guys got it.

1/4/2007 – Mouse Trap, only for pouring beer.

NASA couldn't have developed a more complicated and time consuming way to pour one beer = 10 points awarded. Minus 6 points for spillage.

Video.

1/2/2007 – Smokin' Aces Trailer

Could be good...

1/2/2007 – Hannibal Rising Trailer

And this guy is weird...

1/2/2007 – Jessica Alba likes fooseball

I looked for over an hour and didn't find the football anywhere. Hell, I'm still looking and can't find it. Read more for the link and 10+ pics. Read More

1/2/2007 – Look at me I'm a flippin' little dolphin!

Pool together money for a server or pool together money for a $40,000 2 person dolphin? No football or Jessica Alba -- but still cool. If I'm driving this I can't promise we wont hit a boat propeller.

1/2/2007 – Zack the lego maniac

wtf man this guy actually has 300,00 legos? And he has the brainpower and patience to build a air craft carrier? AND he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife to tell him to quit playing with legos? Oh, you don't?

Sounds good to me, let's start building!

1/2/2007 – In 2007 I resolve to...


• Aim before I fire. - Vice President Cheney

• Look for men my own age. - Former representative Mark Foley, R-Fla.

• Stop trying to tell jokes. - Sen.
John Kerry, D-Mass
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1/2/2007 – Late but not that late

Here's a highlight reel for my NEW HIT MOVIE Jingle All Dey Way!

PUT THAT COOKIE DOOOWN!

12/31/2006 – Happy New Years!

Just wanted to say Happy New Year to everyone. Drink a bunch, hug things, and stay safe.

Nuff said. Read More

12/30/2006 – New iPod Amoeba

At issue is the basic design of Apple's smallest iTunes player, a 5/8 inch square technological marvel that measures only 1/16 of an inch thick. The problem is that it is too small for the smallest audio adapter, a 1/8 inch plug, which means there's no way to actually listen to the Amoeba. Read More

12/30/2006 – Counter terrorists win!

Go go go! So this guys dead now. So are his sons. I'd say those are good reasons to not be a filthy douche *cough* dictator.

12/30/2006 – Not shabby

Oorah for Firefox logos.

12/30/2006 – www.horneymanatee.com

wtf

12/30/2006 – Mind Control Hat

lolz Read More

12/29/2006 – Rooooock!...bitches?!

Getting closer to a full on SUI style updates damn near daily! Keep checkin' in fools!

12/29/2006 – hellzyeah

Housework cuts breast-cancer risk, as reported by the Journal of Clean This House Biatch & Make Me a Sammich.

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