1/9/2007 - ipod phone dog

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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Apple Computer CEO Steve Jobs on Tuesday announced the iPod maker's long-awaited leap into the mobile phone business and renamed the company just "Apple Inc.," reflecting its increased focus on consumer electronics.

The iPhone, which will start at $499 when it launches in June, is controlled by touch, plays music, surfs the Internet and runs the Macintosh computer operating system. Jobs said it will "reinvent" wireless communications and "leapfrog" past the current generation of smart phones.

"Every once in a while a revolutionary product comes along that changes everything," he said during his keynote address at the annual Macworld Conference and Expo. "It's very fortunate if you can work on just one of these in your career. ... Apple's been very fortunate in that it's introduced a few of these."

He said the company's name change is meant to reflect Apple's transformation from a computer manufacturer to a full-fledged consumer electronics company.

During his speech, Jobs also unveiled a TV set-top box that allows people to send video from their computers and announced the number of songs sold on its iTunes Music Store has topped 2 billion.

Apple shares jumped more than 8 percent on the announcements, while the stock of rival smart-phone makers plunged. The run on Apple stock created about $6 billion in shareholder wealth.

While Jobs noted the explosive growth of the cell phone market, it's not clear that a device as alluring as the iPhone poses a threat to mainstream handset makers due to the price, said Avi Greengart, mobile device analyst for the research firm Current Analysis.

"My initial reaction is that this product actually lives up to the extensive hype, and I'm not easily impressed," he said. "But the vast majority of phones sold cost way less than $500." Instead, the rivals most likely to face new competition from Apple's handset are makers of higher-end smart phones such as Palm Inc.

Tim Bajarin, principal analyst with Creative Strategies, said the iPhone could revolutionize the way cell phones are designed and sold.

"This goes beyond smart phones and should be given its own category called 'brilliant' phones," he said. "Cell phones are on track to become the largest platform for digital music playback and Apple needed to make this move to help defend their iPod franchise as well as extend it beyond a dedicated music environment."

Apple currently commands about 75 percent of the market for downloaded music and portable music players. But it's expected to lose market share on both fronts as rivals introduce their own gadgets and music stores.

Jobs said Apple expects to sell 10 million iPhones in 2008, the first full year in which they'll be available. That's about 1 percent of the global market for mobile phones; 957 million were sold worldwide in 2006.

The Apple phones, which will operate exclusively on AT&T Inc.'s Cingular Wireless network, will start shipping in June. A 4-gigabyte model will cost $499, while an 8-gigabyte iPhone will be $599. While wireless carriers typically offer discounts and rebates on new devices when they agree to sign a two-year service contact, Cingular said it was unclear whether this would be the case with the iPhone.

Cingular declined to comment on its financial arrangement with Apple.

IPhone is less than a half-inch thin - less than almost any phone on the market today. It comes with a 2-megapixel digital camera built into the back, as well as a slot for headphones and a SIM card.

The phone automatically synchs the user's media - movies, music, photos - through iTunes on computers running either Mac OS X or Microsoft Corp.'s Windows. The device also synchs e-mail, Web bookmarks and nearly any type of digital content stored on a PC.

"It's just like an iPod," Jobs said, "charge and synch."

To make a call, users can tap out the number on an onscreen keypad or scroll through their contacts and dial with a single touch.

"It works like magic," Jobs said. "It's far more accurate than any touch display ever shipped. It ignores unintended touches. It's super smart."

Apple is also introducing what it calls "visual voicemail," so users can jump to the most important messages rather than have to listen to all of them in order.

The phone supports Wi-Fi and Bluetooth wireless technology and can detect location from Global Positioning System satellites. It also can send and display e-mail and text messages. Apple is partnering with Yahoo Inc. on Web-based e-mail and Google Inc. on maps.

With a few finger taps, Jobs demonstrated how to pull up a Google Maps site and find the closest Starbucks to San Francisco's Moscone Center, where Macworld is held. He then prank-called the cafe and ordered 4,000 lattes to go before quickly hanging up.

Jobs demonstrated the iPhone's music capabilities by playing "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid," from the Beatles' "Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band." The audience cheered, spurred by speculation that an announcement was imminent about a deal to sell Beatles songs on iTunes. But there was no such announcement, and Beatles songs still cannot be legally downloaded.

Also Tuesday, Jobs said Apple will begin taking orders immediately for the $299 video box called Apple TV. It will ship next month.

The gadget is designed to bridge computers and television sets so users can more easily watch their downloaded movies on a big screen. A prototype of the gadget was displayed by Jobs in September when Apple announced it would sell TV shows and movies through iTunes.

Apple TV will come with a 40-gigabyte hard drive that stores up to 50 hours of video. It features an Intel Corp. microprocessor and can handle videos, photos and music streamed from up to five computers within the wireless range.

Apple also announced Tuesday it will sell movies from Paramount, increasing its online selection from about 100 to about 250.

Meanwhile, Apple's milestone of selling more than 2 billion songs on iTunes catapults the company into the top ranks of music sellers worldwide - more than Amazon.com Inc. and behind only Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Best Buy Co. and Target Corp., Jobs said.

Apple shares jumped $7.10 to close at $92.57 on the Nasdaq Stock Market. The stock has traded in a 52-week range of $50.16 to $93.16.

Nearly 120 million Apple shares were traded on Tuesday, more than four times the average daily volume.

Meanwhile, shares of other smart-phone makers slid: Treo-maker Palm dropped 5.7 percent, BlackBerry's Research In Motion Ltd. lost 7.9 percent and Motorola Inc. shed 1.8 percent.



3/15/2007 – www.desktoptwo.com

This could be pretty useful. 1 gig of storage, you can add users so people can view your "hard drive" (think mp3, video, etc). No pop ups, no spam, etc.

Desktoptwo is a free web-based desktop or webtop (some call it a WebOS, although we feel that's a bit premature... for now) that mimics the look, feel and functionality of a local computer, all contained within one browser window and fully accessible from any Internet-connected device.

2/22/2007 – A tool worthy of Batman's utility belt

This thing is fregin awesome.

It takes about six minutes for a firefighter with a full load of gear to reach the top of a 30-story building by running up the stairs--and when he gets there, he's tired. A group of MIT students have designed a rope-climbing device that can carry 250 pounds at a top speed of 10 feet per second.

Click link to read more

2/6/2007 – Steve Jobs letter on DRM

Abandon it all arrrrrr!

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2/6/2007 – Heck no I'll never listen to techno

lol this took forever. some stop motion animation with a lightbright.

Click link for video.

1/30/2007 – Fat fighting pot? That's like sobering beer....

Pot that fights fat. Isn't half the fun of getting high eating until you're sick? Read More

1/30/2007 – One quad, 2 posts, 2 slings = best idea evar.

Human sling shot

Seriously, best idea ever. Points awarded for drinking while doing this with out spilling. You'd be king.

- Youtube

1/30/2007 – Old Zelda Commercial

Hurts to even watch. More like a Japanese music video lol.

1/30/2007 – Evangelism Linebacker

No excuses. Tary Tate owns this fool.

1/30/2007 – Aqua Teen Movie Trailer

March 23rd is the opening. Looks hillarious.

1/30/2007 – Hiroshima Bomb Re-Enactment

Kinda crazy...

1/30/2007 – Animal Fights

Bear vs Cougar, and the Bear is apparently a school yard bitch. Or the Cougar has been working out.

1/29/2007 – Vista will "Wow" It's users

Bill Gates claims Vista will "wow" its users. As in, "Wow, does this suck" or "Wow, WTF happened to all my data?"

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Here's your sign

The speed limit in Michigan is 70, but to save money the signs say 65. Ignore them. If you're in a truck you can ignore the 55 signs and go 60, but in a car 55 means 55. Got that?

If you go over 88mph then your back to the future...

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Oh Canada...

Pussification of Canada continues as experts recommend kids riding toboggans be made to wear helmets.

- Fark

1/29/2007 – USC is the top pirate arrrr

According to the RIAA, USC is one of the top music pirates among colleges

- Fark

1/29/2007 – Emotinal quote of the day

Some girl stole my computer for this...

When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment. --Author Unknown

1/29/2007 – Opposite of Robin Hood

So uh, the rich guys are now giving to the poor? Hellzyeah.

You tube is in the works of profit sharing with it's users. Pretty soon Pogo's going to be rich from all his bf2 glitch video's.

1/29/2007 – Transform your face

Why, because your bored. And you've always wanted to upload your face and see what you'd look like as an Afro-Caribean, Caucasian, East-Asian, and West-Asian.

1/29/2007 – Caffinated Doughnuts

Better than forbidden doughnuts. They've done it now...I'm never sleeping again.

1/29/2007 – Bitchin

Castle and Sky - Credit & Copyright Paco Bellido

Explanation: While Comet McNaught ruled southern skies, last week's conjunction of the Moon and Venus could be enjoyed by denizens of both hemispheres of planet Earth. The two more commonly viewed celestial beacons produced this lovely twilight scene, recorded last Saturday in skies above Almodovar near Cordoba in southern Spain. Brilliant Venus and a slender crescent Moon seem to overlook the small town, along with a well-lit Castle Almodovar. The impressive castle's construction began in the 700s on the strategic site of a Roman fort. It was extensively restored in the 20th century.

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1/29/2007 – Rejected Warcraft Names

For the Burning Crusade:

11. World of Warcraft: The Burning Sensation When I Pee
10. World of Warcraft: Full on Rogues
9. World of Warcraft: Your Life? I Don't Think So: Platinum Edition
8. World of Warcraft: More Epics You'll Never Have
7. World of Warcraft: So You Thought Getting to 60 Was Tedious?
6. World of Warcraft: The Gay Night Elf Hunter Saga
5. World of Warcraft: Grinder's Dreamland
4. World of Warcraft: Assimilation Complete
3. World of Warcraft: You'd Be Better Off Taking Up Heroin
2. World of Warcraft: Revenge of the Shaman
1. World of Warcraft: The One Where You Don't Sleep for a Week

1/29/2007 – Damn Neo-Nazi's

Today's Neo-Nazi's have no respect for tradition. Click read more...

- The onion Read More

1/29/2007 – Invade space!

Citing Chinese Anti-Satellite Test, Bush Invades Space

1/29/2007 – Dakota Fanning Resorts to Sex...

Dakota Fanning Resorts to Sex Scene as Her Looks Fade

1/9/2007 – ipod phone dog

It does things... Read More

1/9/2007 – Honor Sadaam with this Bored Game

I didn't spell that incorrect. Read More

1/9/2007 – US C4 Rams Japanese Ship

No more C4 ramming damnit or Japan will Ban j00! Read More

1/9/2007 – I'm in your tube blockin your internets

There are fregin cat pictures everywhere man, wtf.

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1/9/2007 – Bow to your robot dragonfly overlords!

Fregin remote control dragonfly...and Elvis...

From Fark...

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1/9/2007 – Badarse Rollercoaster video

According to Knuttz, Eejanaika holds the record for the most inversions in a roller coaster, at 14. Plus, it’s also a “4th Dimension” coaster, “a design in which the seats can rotate forward or backward 360 degrees in a controlled spin. This is achieved by having four rails on the track: two of these are running rails while the other two are for spin control.” Video after the jump.

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1/9/2007 – Tigger attacks!

I would say they are blowing this out of proportion just a tad. From what I see the Tigger hits like a 12 year old and this guys kid is weak.

Tiggerpwn3d.

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1/9/2007 – Train horn...on your suv.

Extra points for the first person to make this work on a bicycle.

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1/9/2007 – Simpsons Movie Trailer

A few weeks old, maybe more, but either way the best trailer so far lol mush mush mush rest rest rest.

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1/4/2007 – You're approved!

Cat applies, and receives, a credit cards. Wants to quit his job, watch movies on the sofa, and purchase 20 pounds of cat nip. Read More

1/4/2007 – Amazon making rockets now?

Let's go drink a beer on the moon, bring the computers and a router - bf2 party! Read More

1/4/2007 – Fire ze missiles!

Russia starts dumping their space shit over Nevada...click link for video. Read More

1/4/2007 – Spiders and 40'z

You ever built a web, on weeeed? Spiders gettin' crunk.

Click for video.

1/4/2007 – Blue Angels Video

Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.

1/4/2007 – Nice dismount!

A tribute to all the people who jump off 30 foot buildings with a great dismount but don't seem to stick the landing. This guys got it.

1/4/2007 – Mouse Trap, only for pouring beer.

NASA couldn't have developed a more complicated and time consuming way to pour one beer = 10 points awarded. Minus 6 points for spillage.

Video.

1/2/2007 – Smokin' Aces Trailer

Could be good...

1/2/2007 – Hannibal Rising Trailer

And this guy is weird...

1/2/2007 – Jessica Alba likes fooseball

I looked for over an hour and didn't find the football anywhere. Hell, I'm still looking and can't find it. Read more for the link and 10+ pics. Read More

1/2/2007 – Look at me I'm a flippin' little dolphin!

Pool together money for a server or pool together money for a $40,000 2 person dolphin? No football or Jessica Alba -- but still cool. If I'm driving this I can't promise we wont hit a boat propeller.

1/2/2007 – Zack the lego maniac

wtf man this guy actually has 300,00 legos? And he has the brainpower and patience to build a air craft carrier? AND he doesn't have a girlfriend or wife to tell him to quit playing with legos? Oh, you don't?

Sounds good to me, let's start building!

1/2/2007 – In 2007 I resolve to...


• Aim before I fire. - Vice President Cheney

• Look for men my own age. - Former representative Mark Foley, R-Fla.

• Stop trying to tell jokes. - Sen.
John Kerry, D-Mass
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1/2/2007 – Late but not that late

Here's a highlight reel for my NEW HIT MOVIE Jingle All Dey Way!

PUT THAT COOKIE DOOOWN!

12/31/2006 – Happy New Years!

Just wanted to say Happy New Year to everyone. Drink a bunch, hug things, and stay safe.

Nuff said. Read More

12/30/2006 – New iPod Amoeba

At issue is the basic design of Apple's smallest iTunes player, a 5/8 inch square technological marvel that measures only 1/16 of an inch thick. The problem is that it is too small for the smallest audio adapter, a 1/8 inch plug, which means there's no way to actually listen to the Amoeba. Read More

12/30/2006 – Counter terrorists win!

Go go go! So this guys dead now. So are his sons. I'd say those are good reasons to not be a filthy douche *cough* dictator.

12/30/2006 – Not shabby

Oorah for Firefox logos.

12/30/2006 – www.horneymanatee.com

wtf

12/30/2006 – Mind Control Hat

lolz Read More

12/29/2006 – Rooooock!...bitches?!

Getting closer to a full on SUI style updates damn near daily! Keep checkin' in fools!

12/29/2006 – hellzyeah

Housework cuts breast-cancer risk, as reported by the Journal of Clean This House Biatch & Make Me a Sammich.

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